S#!t My Spouse Says: The "Is It Appropriate To Even Laugh At A Time Like This?" Edition

Wife: I have to die before you.  There is no way I could possibly handle living life without you.

Husband: Well, how is it supposed to be any easier for me to deal with losing you?

Wife: I'll make you a deal...I'll die first, but to make it easier on you, I'll just act like a total bitch for as long as I'm alive.

Husband: So basically you'll just continue to act exactly like you do now?

Wife: Pretty much.