Throughout my day, I often come up with two or three ideas for a blog post. By the time I get to sit down at the computer, I've either forgotten what my great idea was or I get completely distracted by pretty things on Etsy or watching an episode of "The Big Bang Theory". By the way, you know you're watching too much of a certain TV show when you're 17 month old can yell out the last word of the theme song at the appropriate time (which, funnily enough, is "bang").
Speaking of Kat, this kid has a wicked crazy streak in her. She can be all sweet, smiling and charming and the instant that she doesn't get her way, she turns on the drama and pulls a snap-ola that would make Britney Spears circa 2007 look sane. Tonight, she was running around the kitchen with a tangerine and when I took it from her (so I could pick her up and put her in the high chair), she slammed her face into my thigh and tried to bite me. The force of her head hitting my leg sent her falling over backwards, where she proceeded to lay on the floor and scream. I did what any good mother would do in that situation - I stepped over her so I could grab the camera and take a picture of her in all her holy terror glory. I tell you, that angel crown she wore for all of last year has started to slip a little :)
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Next topic...I had to give a urine sample (for reasons I'm not going to discuss) two weeks ago. On Friday, I received a letter saying the test was inconclusive because of improper fluid levels. Mike just about died laughing because this is ME they were talking about...the woman who pees 60 times a day couldn't give a proper urine sample.
So, I downed a bottle of water this afternoon and headed over to the lab after work today. I was having a tough time judging how full the cup was getting and I didn't want to move it out of it's position to check it (on the off chance I couldn't get it back into proper position and end up peeing all over my pants). At the point when I felt the pee hit my hands and start running all over my pants, I figured that was a big enough sample. Note to self: for future pee tests, pull the damn cup out and check it so you don't pee all over yourself. Additional note to self: wash your uniform before Thursday.
That's all I have for now. Please enjoy this video of Kat dancing to Lady Gaga's "Judas" to hold you over to the next post :)
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