Sh!t My Spouse Says: The New Wife Edition

Husband and wife are discussing the possibility of he/she remarrying should one of them unfortunately die.


Wife: Do you think you'd ever find love again?

Husband: I dunno.  It would be tough to find someone like you.

Wife: How long do you think you would wait to start dating after I die?

Husband: Oh, I'd be bringing a date to your funeral.

Wife: Real nice.