How I Stick It To Superstore

I hate grocery shopping at Superstore with a passion. But the low prices keep me going back there. It sure isn't the service or the produce selection. One of the things I do during my shopping excursion to make myself feel a little better is that when the cashier asks me if I need bags, I proudly hold up my collection of Walmart and Safeway bags and respond with a triumphant, "Nope!". Then, as I'm packing my groceries, I make sure to snap each and every bag as loud as I can before I put any items in it. Not only does this draw more attention to the higher quality bags I'm using, it also clears off any cat hair that may be clinging to them. My apologies to anyone nearby that may have dander allergies.