How I Stick It To Superstore

Yesterday, while shopping with Mike at Stupidstore, I was in my usual bitchy mood (the same mood I'm always in whenever I'm visiting the Unhappiest Place On Earth). We came to the cereal aisle and I noticed a sticky note in the shape of a heart with the number five stuck to the price tag just below a box of granola. My first thought was that it was for a scavenger hunt. So what did I do? I grabbed the sticky note and moved it down to a different brand of cereal. As we kept walking, I noticed more and more sticky notes with numbers. That's when I realized that it must have been set out as a guide for whomever would be stocking the shelves. I know my parents raised me better than this, but I couldn't help myself; I grabbed as many sticky notes as I could and randomly placed them back wherever I felt like it. I really hate that store, but yesterday's shopping trip was actually kind of fun.