In the nine years we've been together, Mike and I have found different terms and phrases that are fun to say. Over time, they have invariably become a part of our everyday speak. As I sat down tonight, I could only come up with the following lingo. I know there are so many more words than this, but I will have to monitor our conversations over the next few weeks and keep track of other lingo we use.
whip a shitter – to do a u-turn; “Let’s whip a shitter and go back to Timmie’s”
munson –to screw something up; “I just munsoned my back”
usuccinate – a term from my Biology 110 course. My teacher was a dolt and when she first said the word “succinate”, I muttered to my classmate “No, YOU suck-sinate”. When one of us does something stupid, we lovingly tell each other "Usuccinate"
gunt – that part of the stomach that folds over and hides a person’s crotch. It’s a combo of the words “gut” and “c***”; "Her gunt is about ready to bust out of those jeans"
Blair-witching yourself - to find yourself facing away from the crowd; to seclude yourself from the group; “Baby Kitty is blair-witching herself”
DFA – stands for “dick fuck all”; “I’m ready for a night of comfy pants and DFA”
pisnarias – slang for a woman’s private parts as in “My pisnarias is itchy”
Morn-ing! – to be said in a sing-song voice right after one of us farts
may-sage – our own pronunciation of “massage”
dirty pillows – slang for a woman’s boobs; "Baby Kitty is may-saging my dirty pillows"
On a side note, I want to officially welcome Deena to the wonderful world of blogging! Glad to have you on board, sista!
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