Friday, April 17, 2009
Just Wondering...
...if anyone else out there ever gets so bloated and gassy that every time you take a step you let out a little fart and the more steps you take the louder they seem to get, so you find yourself dragging your feet or shuffling papers or coughing in a futile attempt to cover up the farts? No? No one else? It's just me? {awkward silence} All righty then....I'm just going to go now.
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No, not just you. Matt's 90 year old grandma has this problem from time to time as well. We call her condition the walking farts, LOL!
ReplyDeleteHmmm... I'm really glad I didn't come over tonight.
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Oh! What did you eat yesterday? Maybe beans? Lentils?
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny, Jyl, I would never be as brave as to share this kind of details...
Christine...thanks for sharing that it's me and 90 year olds that suffer from this LMAO!
ReplyDeleteHow funny, I just went back to a site that I used to follow months ago, and what I find? please go on
ReplyDeletehttp://littlechandlerfamily.blogspot.com/
and see the second post, dated 13th april!!
It's an astonishing coincidence, but the first post you will see contains two videos from YouTube about Dove. Oh my god. Please see them!
Do you ever watch Family Guy? There is an episode where Peter coughs to cover up his farts during a meeting. Made me think of that :)
ReplyDeleteOMG noooo you're not the only one ! Happens to me all the time. hahaha
ReplyDeleteClearing your throat sometimes helps disguise the sound. But you better move quick, because the jig is up once people start to notice the smell.
ReplyDeleteValeria,
ReplyDeleteI forgot to tell you that I watched the videos...I never realized what Dove did to the environment! Kudos to GreenPeace (and you) for opening my eyes!
Too funny that the other blogger experiences a similar fate as mine!