There is an old man and his dog who walk passed our house almost everyday. Both of them are on the aged side, so it's more of a shuffle than a walk. During this recent cold snap of -40 temperatures, I only saw the man out twice and both times, he was without his dog. I questioned out loud whether the poor old dog had finally died. I also asked Mike to keep an eye out and let me know if he sees the dog out walking again (once this nasty weather had ended).
This afternoon as I was reading in the living room, I could just see the top of the man's head as he walked passed the house (our couch was blocking the rest of my view). Since today was practically a heat wave (only -12!!), I crossed my fingers that I would see the dog as well. When I stood up, there, sight of sights, was the little black mutt. And I actually pumped my fist into the air. That's how much of an animal-dork I am.
And then the dog stopped and shit on the corner of our lawn and the man didn't pick it up. So I walked outside and promptly beat the dog to death.
You are an absolute nutcase.
ReplyDeleteI find living on the dark side is so much more interesting :-)
ReplyDeleteGod I love reading your blog Jyl. You never cease to amaze me. I am reading along thinking what a wonderful story and them bam you hit the comedian side as well!! Love it!!!
ReplyDeletefrick you are priceless!!!
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