Note to self #1: Just because you can't figure out how to properly upload pictures/videos on your new computer is no excuse for your blog being neglected all week. Have some drafts on hand so the next time you feel like punching the computer screen because you have no clue how to navigate this iMac, you can at least post something.
Note to self #2: The next time you find yourself watching a cliffhanger episode of "Criminal Minds" while holding a baby who has fussed and cried for the majority of the night and who has finally fallen asleep, please refrain from gasping sharply when the character you were positive was the suspect gets shot in the forehead.
Note to self #3: If you EVER find another pistachio nut lodged under your boob while showering again, one of two things MUST happen: (1) drop some pounds NOW or risk someday losing larger items like beer steins or tricycles under there or (2) shower more regularly. You ate pistachios three days ago, you lard ass.
I was wondering when you were going to post again, I love reading your blog.
ReplyDeleteHope you are keeping warm....btw, do you have a fairy costume? I am looking for one for halloween....
heehee...it took me awhile to figure out my mac too. you will get the hang of it soon enough!
ReplyDeleteLaughing. My. Ass. Off! Funny as hell Jyl, Nevermind a pistachio, I found a DEAD SPIDER in my nursing pad a couple months ago. Just about keeled over when I saw that baby! I then began to imagine the last moments of the spider's life...*titter* Funny.
ReplyDeleteKay. I nearly died reading number 3!
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