Do Not Try This At Home

Mammogram machines should have the above warning written on them.

I'm not going to admit to anything on here, but if you ever get the bright idea you want to prove to your husband that mammograms don't hurt and so you ask him to squeeze your boob as hard as he can, I'm going to stop you right there and say, "Don't.  Just don't".

Because if he does take you up on your offer, he is likely going to squeeze your boob in a manner that is most definitely not like a mammogram machine and, in your fight-or-flight type response, you will reach out and twist his nipple.

And then one of you is going to cry.

I won't say who cries.

But it definitely won't be you.