S#!t My Spouse Says: The Double-Burn Edition

Wife: I would really like it if you came to church with me tomorrow.

Husband: But whhhhhyyyyy?

Wife: With mom and dad away, it would be nice to have the extra help with Kat.  Plus the sermon topic is marriage...you could stand to learn a thing or two from it.

Husband: Nice.

Wife: If you don't come with me, I'll hack into your Facebook and announce that you're gay.

Husband: That's fine.  I'll just tell everyone it was you who turned me that way.

Wife: Real nice.