Wife prepares toothbrush with paste during her bedtime routine and begins to brush teeth...
Wife: Blargh! There's a frickin' hair on my toothbrush and now it's stuck in my mouth!
Husband: Yah, I know. I saw it there earlier.
Wife: And what? You just left it? You didn't think to maybe pull it off my toothbrush?
Husband: I figured you'd see it and take it off before you started scrubbing your teeth.
Wife (begins to chuckle): Hmmm....(giggle)
Husband: What?
Wife: Oh, nothing...it's just now I don't feel so bad about using your night shirt to wipe off my post-workout under-boob sweat.
Husband: Nice. Real nice.
we like to call those "swoobs" around these parts ;)
ReplyDeletealso, i adore the s#!t my spouse says posts!
I like that...swoobs! I think that shall be added to our lingo line-up :)
ReplyDeleteI like the posts too...mainly because I'm so thankful to have a husband that I can laugh with so much!
Also, he should be happy you did use it on your swack or swass for that matter ;)
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Seriously...cracking up here!!
ReplyDeleteI can go one step further. We have some really nasty ones around here. Swalls, swits, swagina, swussy, swat and the ever-popular (between my sis and I) swunt...sorry, gross I know. We are shameless. Swesticles?
ReplyDeleteOkay, super funny...my word verification is swayan!!!!!
Tons of new words for us to use! And, for the record, Mike and I use the 'swunt' word without the "sw"...nasty, but funny :)
ReplyDeleteThumbs up for the "swayan"!