Okay, so this post was supposed to be done on Friday and titled "Five Fun Facts on Friday", but I'm a tad late. So sue me. I have seen this on a couple of other blogs (most recently on Becky's) and decided it's high time I do one of my own :) Here we go...
1) I cannot NOT shoulder check when I'm driving. Shortly after getting my license, I had a dream where I was changing lanes without checking and I kept ramming vehicles off the road. Since then, I always always always check. Even if I'm the passenger.
2) When I'm brushing my teeth, I stick my tongue out and to the side. Not completely out like I'm having my uvula checked...just...sort of...out. I find it holds my toothbrush down and gives a bit of extra pressure to get in to any crevices.
3) There are a ton of movies I have yet to watch (but probably never will). These include: any of the Godfathers or Rambos, pretty much all the main Christmas specials (Miracle on 34th, It's A Wonderful Life, A Christmas Story), A Princess Bride, The Sound of Music, all of Dirty Dancing (I've seen bits and pieces), Ghost, Top Gun, or Shawshank Redemption. That's all I can think of for now.
4) I hate wearing socks. If I am at home, I am barefoot. The only time I wear socks is if I'm going out in the winter or if I'm going to work. Other than that, my feet are bare. Socks make my feet feel dirty. A side effect of going sock-free is the nasty ass corn I've been dealing with since last summer. I scrape it off with my scalpel, but it keeps coming back...wtf? Why is it so hard to get rid of? Plus, if I don't peel my heels, they are the ugliest, cracked looking mofos you've ever seen. They get pretty nasty in the winter (because no one except Mike sees them). Come summer time, I use my pedi-file (I've named him Mustached Ralph because that's a good pedophile's name) on my heels on a daily basis. I also use this thing that looks like a cheese grater. It looks nasty, but it works.
5) From the age of thirteen to twenty-one, I wore men's boxer briefs instead of women's underwear. I found them to be WAY comfier and I ended up with less wedgies. Mike thought the boxers were cute on me, but when we started getting our gitchies mixed up, I knew it was time to switch to panties.
6) Words that I hate? Panties. Fecundity. Abscess. Moist. Succotash. Unfathomable.
hhahaha I loved this!! you are far more creative and interesting than I could ever hope to be. Oh and the safeway chocolate milk i drink is lucerne.
ReplyDeleteWow, so interesting. I also have some OCD issues, but mine are firmly around feet. I wear socks all the time. If I MUST go barefoot, feet must be scrubbed and put back into socks as soon as I get back home. I cannot bear dirty, gross bare feet on my carpet. Socks always have to be removed before they can touch the bed, and no shoes every past the entrance way. It is odd, but I just feel ill if I can't follow these rules.
ReplyDeleteI sometimes feel exactly the way you do - but totally different.
Sunglow: It's funny...I completely understand where you're coming from and yet, as I read your issues, find myself thinking, "Hmmm...for me, I'd be okay with those things" (with regards to socks in the bed). For me, it's because those are MY germs. As for shoes staying in the entrance way, that is an absolute MUST!! Funny how OCD can be so similar, yet different :)
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