Husband: {kiss} I can't believe you did that, Babe. I am so proud of you! {kiss}
Wife: I can't believe I did that, either. Wow...just....wow.
All of a sudden, Husband stands straight up and has a look of complete astonishment.
Husband: Good god, woman! I just realized...you've taken longer to have a shit before!
Wife: Nice. Real nice.
Good one!
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