Husband: But I really, really, really want to get a new snowmobile this year!
Wife: It's just not gonna happen...I'm sorry.
Husband: But you just got an iPhone 4S*...why can't I have a toy, too?
Wife: The iPhone 4S was my pushing prize. When you push a very large baby out of a very small space, then you can pick whatever you want for a toy.
Husband: But I can't have babies! That's not fair!
(silence for a minute or two)
Husband: What if I don't shit for a week? Is that the same thing?
Wife: Nice try, but not even close.
*we refer to my phone by it's full name because of a relative that was bragging about his phone being an iPhone 3 (when they were current). That, plus we just like to be douchebags.
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