S#!t My Spouse Says: The Multi-Tasking Edition

Upon being at Walmart for over an hour, wife returns home with the expectation that at least Boy (if not Baby Girl as well) should be in bed...


Wife: Really? In an hour and fifteen minutes, you couldn't feed Boy and get him into bed?

Husband: I was busy running between the two of them.

Wife:  Seriously?  *deep sigh and a temple rub* Okay...what I'm about to say, I want you to know I say it with a lot of love and respect... you really need to kick things up a notch and learn how to multi-task like I can.

Husband: And I want you to know that what I'm about to say comes from the very bottom of my heart, and I mean it with the utmost love and respect...f@#k you and your multi-tasking smugness.

Wife: Nice.