All Kinds Of Awesome

A very loooooonng trip to our doctor's office today revealed several things:

1) I hate people.

2) I hate sick people who don't cover their mouths when they cough.

3) I hate being in public.

4) I hate being in public with a daughter who is sick, whiny and fussy.

5) I hate being in public with a sick daughter, sick step-son and sick husband.

6) Everyone else in the house gets a head cold...I get a staph infection.

7) A staph infection is NOT an STD (or so I learned because I always thought it was).

8) IF a staph infection was an STD, the infection is in my nose which means I would have had to either do something very icky or very kinky to get a disease in my nose.

9) There are some days I am just not supposed to be out in public and today was one of them.

10) If a person's head could literally explode, mine would have today.

Time for a book, bath and bed.