...as to whether other mammals experience the same outrageous pregnancy hormones that humans do. Do you think a pregnant lion bitches out the male for not tidying up around the den and then when he goes out to round up the other kid lions, the female flies into a rage and chucks all his laundry aside and just washes her own (because it's partly his goddamn mess too!)? And that she considers smashing his glasses for no reason other than she feels like it would be the right thing to do at the moment? And then later in the evening, when the male lion comes home and kisses her on the forehead and apologizes for not helping out earlier, do you think the female lion bursts into tears and starts blubbering about how fat she was pre-pregnancy and how fat she is going to get during pregnancy and that one small, horrible part of her wishes she wasn't pregnant so that she could spend more time losing weight before she got pregnant? No? Just humans do this? I thought so.
Stupid pregnancy hormones. If Mike thought I was bitchy during my period, I don't think either of us have seen what I'm truly capable of. It's going to be a looooooong eight more months.
Haha, hang in there Jyl! I found that after the baby was born is when my hormones hit the hardest. I actually wanted to punch my hubby in the face. In the face!! That's not nice!!! Glad that's over now!
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Oh my lord...that is too funny about wanting to punch out Eric! Our poor husbands...we really should give them more praise for putting up with our crazy antics!
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